David the Law Man
David the lawman, was a jolly lying soul,
With really bad breath and a piggy nose
and two eyes colored real brown.
David the lawman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was full of crap but the people
know how he lied to them one day.
There must have been some truth there in that
little blog they found.
For when they placed it on the web
he began to dance around.
O, David the lawman
was alive as he could be,
And the people say they wont post his bail
just to get him out of jail.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at David go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of Carolina snow.
With really bad breath and a piggy nose
and two eyes colored real brown.
David the lawman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was full of crap but the people
know how he lied to them one day.
There must have been some truth there in that
little blog they found.
For when they placed it on the web
he began to dance around.
O, David the lawman
was alive as he could be,
And the people say they wont post his bail
just to get him out of jail.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at David go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of Carolina snow.
posted by Big_Ram at 12/02/2005 06:40:00 PM
2 Comments:
He's as fat as Frosty that's for sure! Too funny, good one.
How about this one: sing it to "Away in a manger."
Away in a jail cell, no soap on a rope (cause no one would chip in).
Discredited Three ring sat down with no hope.
The people were cheering so glad he's not there.
Tucked away in a jail cell his butt's kinda bare. (thanks to bubba)
next verse:
All three wives are now married, their nightmares are past.
Little syrkus is in jail sitting on his fat ass.
The prisoners are pissed off cause Dean Darling snooped.
Damned Cagney & Lacy went and got the scoop.
So now he's our problem but we will say this.
Mess with us syrkus and you'll be someones bitch.
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