Tuesday, October 17, 2006

THE MEMOIRS OF DAVID SYRKUS

In the recent past David Syrkus, staying true to form, submitted a very long drawn out statement to the Ethics Committee. In this irrelevant statement, meaning it had nothing to do with the reason he was there in the first place, he dragged others into his “poor little me” situation. He named a whole lot of people who had nothing to do with him, this blog, and the issue at hand. His rants about how everyone is out to get him made him even more enemies than he already had. He included 100 or so pages of this blog which he was probably using as proof that he’s being “witch hunted” never mind that he was there because he ALEGEDLY STOLE the money from the town of MV. He was more concerned with the fact that someone actually paid a visit to his ex-wife, interviewed his ex-wife, and found out that he, Davie Boy himself had been up there in prior days and intimidated his ex-wife into writing a statement to exonerate himself from the upcoming felony theft charge he is now facing. Whiley coyote! CABLAM!!

One part of this rant, or as others call it, his LOG, he states that “when DSJ took over MV as Mayor he and Patty Burke were in fear for their jobs.” I was curious so I asked around and here’s what I found out about that. DSJ had served on the commission over there in MV and when he became Mayor he asked Davie boy to start keeping a log, which he was already doing for his girly pal Tibby Parker who was the prior Mayor. The reason DSJ asked dufus to keep a log is because DSJ could never figure out, in all the time he served, just what it was that David did because he was never seen doing anything. LOL. BOTTOM LINE WITH THIS LITTLE PIECE OF THE LOG IS THAT DAVIE AND HIS FRIEND FATTY PATTY WERE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR JOBS BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO PERFORM THEIR JOBS and someone was making David account for his activity. Or lack thereof. I can understand that they would be scared, what with the town of MV finally getting a Mayor with some intelligence unlike their former Mayor who was fired from of all places BAREFOOT BAY. That one still gets me.

Stay tuned for more on the “Memoirs of David Syrkus!”